What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 01:03

The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”Ah so!”
What should you answer when someone says to you in French, "au plaisir de vous revoir"?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Octopussy
Would you let your son wear leggings to school?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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The Man with the Golden Gun
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
A View to a Kill
You Only Live Twice
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-All the bad guys are black.
From Russia With Love
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
What was your biggest culture shock going to Europe?
Moonraker
-J W Pepper
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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Live and Let Die
Dr No
Diamonds Are Forever
Goldfinger
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd